Ok, I have to admit it. I’m a big fan of one-liners, and here are a few favorites for Friday fun. Enjoy!
I’m a nobody, and nobody’s perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
I thought about saving that guy from falling off the cliff; oh well, it’s the thought that counts.
I plan on living forever. So far so good!
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
I don’t suffer from my insanity– I enjoy it!
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